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thegamesofharuhisuzumiya2015-08-17 02:31 pm
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Suzumiya Haruhi no Tsuisou - 262: Contest Principles and Pick Up Methods (Revisited)
I was meaning to put up a post the other day, but I forgot. Sadly, nothing new in this scene. (It's the same as last time, minus some inner monologue.)
ハルヒ Haruhi: So, I’ve been thinking it over.
Immediately after meeting up, Haruhi suddenly blurted that out. What exactly has she been thinking?
ハルヒ Haruhi: About you guys picking up. You should try to make it a game.
古泉 Koizumi: How so?
ハルヒ Haruhi: I’m sure the two of you will have fun just picking up chicks and all, but it’d be even more fun and motivate you to try harder if you complete to see who can get more. And it’ll force Kyon to stop relying too much on Koizumi-kun.
キョン Kyon: Hold it, since when did I need Koizumi’s help?
ハルヒ Haruhi: You totally have. This is the best way to do it!
Oh brother, yare yare. Weren’t we meant to be picking up from yesterday, why is Koizumi taking this in stride? I suppose he does enjoy his games.
古泉 Koizumi: It’s fine by me, but how do we determine the victor? I mean without rules we could just make up a number, right?
ハルヒ Haruhi: Good point... We can set a time to meet up somewhere? And then we count all the girls who turn up.
キョン Kyon: Oi oi, you think it’s a good idea to bring those girls together?
ハルヒ Haruhi: We could watch them have a cat fight over Koizumi-kun afterwards.
キョン Kyon: Why are you assuming they’d all want Koizumi?
ハルヒ Haruhi: I’d be impressed if you even brought just one back?
キョン Kyon: Why you...
古泉 Koizumi: I doubt I’d bring that much of a crowd either, but I’d rather not risk that kind of violence.
古泉 Koizumi: How about the peaceful option of taking photos with them and basing our count on that?
ハルヒ Haruhi: Perfect, let’s do that!
古泉 Koizumi: Thank you.
ハルヒ Haruhi: If you’re just taking photos though, even Kyon has a chance of winning, right? If I were a bookmaker, I’d raise his odds about 500%.
I can’t even be bothered raising an objection at this point. I couldn’t care less about bookmakers. On the other hand, if you were to get a dimensional bookmarker, call me and I’ll be there immediately.
キョン Kyon: ... Well, won’t know unless I give it a shot.
If it’s a competition, might as well show some competitive spirit.
ハルヒ Haruhi: Okay, dismissed for now. We’ll meet back here about 1:00 for lunch and an interim report.
ハルヒ Haruhi: Both of you... especially Kyon, do your best!
Once again I feel the need to say... yare yare.
12:00 PM
Outdoor Booths – Booth Area: Yoyo Fishing
Main Building – 1-5: Survey Exhibition
Inside – Inside: Oden Stall
Substage – Quiz Club: Quiz Billionaire
Main Stage – Beautiful Man Pageant: Contest In Session
ハルヒ Haruhi: So, I’ve been thinking it over.
Immediately after meeting up, Haruhi suddenly blurted that out. What exactly has she been thinking?
ハルヒ Haruhi: About you guys picking up. You should try to make it a game.
古泉 Koizumi: How so?
ハルヒ Haruhi: I’m sure the two of you will have fun just picking up chicks and all, but it’d be even more fun and motivate you to try harder if you complete to see who can get more. And it’ll force Kyon to stop relying too much on Koizumi-kun.
キョン Kyon: Hold it, since when did I need Koizumi’s help?
ハルヒ Haruhi: You totally have. This is the best way to do it!
Oh brother, yare yare. Weren’t we meant to be picking up from yesterday, why is Koizumi taking this in stride? I suppose he does enjoy his games.
古泉 Koizumi: It’s fine by me, but how do we determine the victor? I mean without rules we could just make up a number, right?
ハルヒ Haruhi: Good point... We can set a time to meet up somewhere? And then we count all the girls who turn up.
キョン Kyon: Oi oi, you think it’s a good idea to bring those girls together?
ハルヒ Haruhi: We could watch them have a cat fight over Koizumi-kun afterwards.
キョン Kyon: Why are you assuming they’d all want Koizumi?
ハルヒ Haruhi: I’d be impressed if you even brought just one back?
キョン Kyon: Why you...
古泉 Koizumi: I doubt I’d bring that much of a crowd either, but I’d rather not risk that kind of violence.
古泉 Koizumi: How about the peaceful option of taking photos with them and basing our count on that?
ハルヒ Haruhi: Perfect, let’s do that!
古泉 Koizumi: Thank you.
ハルヒ Haruhi: If you’re just taking photos though, even Kyon has a chance of winning, right? If I were a bookmaker, I’d raise his odds about 500%.
I can’t even be bothered raising an objection at this point. I couldn’t care less about bookmakers. On the other hand, if you were to get a dimensional bookmarker, call me and I’ll be there immediately.
キョン Kyon: ... Well, won’t know unless I give it a shot.
If it’s a competition, might as well show some competitive spirit.
ハルヒ Haruhi: Okay, dismissed for now. We’ll meet back here about 1:00 for lunch and an interim report.
ハルヒ Haruhi: Both of you... especially Kyon, do your best!
Once again I feel the need to say... yare yare.
12:00 PM
Outdoor Booths – Booth Area: Yoyo Fishing
Main Building – 1-5: Survey Exhibition
Inside – Inside: Oden Stall
Substage – Quiz Club: Quiz Billionaire
Main Stage – Beautiful Man Pageant: Contest In Session